Brussels’ sad little river

Think of a European capital – other than the seaports – without a river. Well, Brussels has a river too, although you’d never know it. The River Senne/Zenne has its source near Soignies and passes through – or is it round? – or is it under? – Brussels on its way northward to make a four-way junction with the Dijle, the Leuven Canal and the Rupel, which carries it onwards to the Schelde.

The Senne used, indeed, to flow through the centre of Brussels and was navigable at least as far as St-Géry, which was actually an island in the river. Bringing boats into the city can’t have been much fun, though, because the Senne was also Brussels’ sewer. In fact it was so ghastly that Brussels’ mayor between 1863-1879, Jules Anspach, conceived the idea of covering it over and building on top of it the grand boulevards which cross the city.

In the 1930s, the underground river was diverted to follow mpre or less the course of the ‘petite ceinture’ between Midi and Yser and the old tunnels through the centre used as the basis for the 1976 cross-town pre-Metro through Bourse and De Brouckere.

Consequently, there are only two places within the Brussels city limits where you can see the Senne. One short section is in the Poxcat area of Anderlecht and the other is the last 500m or so of the river before it exits Brussels and enters Vilvoorde.

The ‘eaux usées’, as they are euphemistically described, no longer enter directly into the Senne, but pass through treatment plants, one at either edge of the city. The photo was taken from the bridge on the chaussée de Buda and just behind me is the huge northern plant, which I had the opportunity to visit a couple of weeks.ago Despite being much cleaner since the plants opened, the river is still ‘biologically dead’, which makes you wonder what the ducks and seagulls are looking for…

You think the globe is warming? Which planet are you on?

How cold is this winter? Sitting here, looking out over a clear blue sun-shiny sky on a mid-March morning, I would expect it to be 10° - or better. Some hope.

To provide some perspective, we have a small garden pond, which in a normal winter will usually develop a covering of ice at some stage, kept open with a water jet from an ornamental fish. In a really protracted cold spell the hole will get smaller and smaller, and in extreme cases need extra help with kettles and saucepans of boiling water.

Last winter, which was the chilliest for a while, there was one occasion like that, and another where the ice never reached the critical stage. So far this year there have been three serious freezes and we’re currently in our second non-critical ice-over.

So … winters are measured in Ponds. A mild one is a Half-a-pond, a regular one is a Pond, and a fairly harsh one is a Pond-and-a-half. So how do you classify a Three-and-two-halves?